Fall TV, Week 5--addendum

OK, I realize that last blog post was a little short.

And I'm sorry that I'm still obsessing over Lexie's death, but there was a flashback of Lexie's face in the promo for this week's Grey's—it's as if they don't WANT me to forget her. Plus another character on another of my beloved shows was killed off this week, and it brought back all those memories. I'm not surprised by her death, not like I might have been by Lexie's if I hadn't read about it (sort of) on Twitter first, but I'm disappointed in this new death. Why bring her on the show if only to kill her off? Sure, she was always a guest star, and I figured that meant something, but still. It's as if she was brought on simply to move the plot forward. As if there was no other way to accomplish what they accomplished. (I don't want to give away too much—I'm sensitive to spoilers.) Weak writing.

So ther than that, I really have nothing to report on this week's TV. We've settled down into one of my least favorite times of the year—let's see how much we can mess with our loyal audience by putting on specials, going on hiatus for the holidays but putting in a special holiday eposide that you're likely to miss if you don't have a DVR, and sweeps.

Don't get me started about sweeps. November, February and May every year. It's supposed to determine audience size so they can figure out how much to charge advertisers, but if they always put on specials and special episodes of existing shows, it doesn't really tell what the "real" audience size is. And all I know is, I either miss my shows for some asinine earthquake/hurricane/volcano event miniseries, or my shows do some sort of over-the-top stunt to attract ratings. Either way, I get screwed.

So I'll talk instead about two shows I haven't mentioned because they're not on the networks: Dexter and Homeland.

I love Dexter, even though after the first few seasons, it's really been kind of up and down. This new situation with Debra knowing what he is has potential. And Yvonne Strahovski (Sarah from my beloved Chuck) could add a lot to the season.

But Homeland. There aren't enough superlatives to discuss this show. The two leads plus Mandy Patinkin and Morena Baccarin are fantastic. The storyline is intense. I didn't know how they were going to pull off a second season, but so far, words can't express how much I'm loving it. And you all know me and words. Even the sound design is amazing.

But this week, the best thing about Dexter and Homeland is that they are not going to be preempted by the election or the World Series (although, as that's going, it's not going to be preempting very much this week either), they are not going to have special Halloween episodes, they aren't going to do anything for sweeps, and they aren't going to go on hiatus.

Fall TV, Week 5

Lexie is still dead.

Fall TV, Week 4

Finally all my TV shows have premiered, and the fall schedule is firmly under way. That must mean it's time to ... start taking breaks.

 

[begin rant]

My rant this week is about breaks. I get it. There's some sort of election coming up, and the two practically unknown candidates (and their running mates) have to go head to head to yell at each other about how they are lying, and then they have to give their canned campaign speeches in return. Like we couldn't get that anywhere else. (Three million commercials a day, anyone?) BUT WHY DOES IT HAVE TO PREEMPT MY SHOWS? Can't they debate on a Saturday night? Just sayin'.

 

I also get that there's some sort of sporting event going on, and there's a run-up of smaller games to get to the big game, and some people appear to be intensely interested in this little contest. But there's a WHOLE CHANNEL devoted to sports—several, in fact, especially if you count ESPN 8, the Ocho—so why do they have to show this event on network television? THE NETWORK THAT SHOWS FRINGE, I might add.

 

It's hard enough to wait a whole week to watch my favorite shows. (And don't anyone say "Well, why don't you just record them all and then watch them when the season is over?" That is not an option. There are spoilers to contend with, and potential malfunctions of the recording device could cause me to miss a crucial episode that migth not be avalable online.) And it's hard enough to follow some shows (yes, Fringe, I'm talking about you) when you watch them every week. But to wait two, three, four weeks between shows, and then have one show, and then it's Thanksgiving, and then there's one more show, and then it's Christmas—you might as well ask me to remember what I had for breakfast on August 17, 1978.)

 

Can we just do what Lost did? Don't start airing a show until you can air it uninterrupted for its entire season. Or maybe you can take ONE break around midseason, and then do a recap show just before picking it up again.

[end rant]

 

Now, on to my pointless ramblings about what I'm watching on TV.

 

Emily Owens, M.D. premiered this week. It's a lot like Grey's Anatomy when it first started—and like Grey's, I love it, and I hate it. I'm not a huge fan of voiceover—I feel like it's the tool of weak writing—but it had some great emotional moments. If I cry during a show, I'm likely to want to watch it again. Don't judge me. (Margeaux, what were your favorite surprises about casting and set location? Too bad it wasn't actually filmed in Denver!)

 

So now that the last show has premiered, where does that leave me? Still watching too much TV. A day-by-day rundown:

 

Sunday

• 666 Park Avenue—I'm still on the bubble with this one, but it did receive an order for an additional two scripts, so I guess I'll stick with it for as long as it sticks around. 
• The Good Wife
• The Mentalist

Monday

• Castle
• Hawaii 5-0
• Revolution—I am really enjoying this and am dying to know how and why the power went out, and what's going to happen when (if) it comes back on? We talked a lot about how well we'd survive if it happened to us. Let's just say the conversation got really depressing really fast.
• Bones
• Notice anything missing? I dropped Partners this week.

Tuesday

• Emily Owens, M.D.—Reviewed above.
• Go On
• The New Normal—I will probably drop this one this week.

Wednesday

• Modern Family
• Criminal Minds
• Arrow—I was kind of ready to drop this, but there's just enough intrigue to keep me hooked. It doesn't have a permanent home, but it'll stick around for a bit.
• Chicago Fire—Ditto my "Arrow" comment.

Thursday

• Last Resort—I feel like this show just keeps getting better and better. It and Revolution are my favorite new shows this year. Plus it just received an order for more scripts, so apparently ABC agrees!
• Grey's Anatomy—This week's episode had me sobbing (see above comment re: crying). When she's not killing Lexie, I like Shonda Rimes very much.
• Scandal—Ditto my "Arrow" comment.
• Person of Interest—My favorite new show from last year is not disappointing me this year.
• Glee—As I mentioned last week, I'll stick with it through the Grease musical, and then we'll see how I feel about it after that.

Friday

• Blue Bloods
• Fringe

Other TV tidbits:

• Animal Practice (Scrubs in a veterinary hospital) was canceled this week. The only wonder is that it lasted as long as it did.
• We're starting to see previews for the midseason shows already. The one I'm most excited about is The Following, with Kevin Bacon and James Purefoy.
• Have you heard of Mockingbird Lane? Bryan Fuller's reboot of The Munsters startrng Jerry O'Connell, Portia de Rossi and Eddie Izzard that was supposed to air midseason? Bryan Fuller did Pushing Daisies, which was such a cute show but didn't last long, and the casting of Mockingbird was ... interesting. I was really looking forward to it, but now I see that NBC is burning off the pilot on Friday. I guess that's better than nothing—and it does give Fuller time to work on his midseason show Hannibal (yes, that Hannibal)—but I was hoping for a little more Munsters.

Well, that's it for now. Hope everyone has a good week!

Fall TV, Week 3

Greetings from fall TV week 3. Only one show has yet to premiere: Emily Owens, M.D. It premiere's Tuesday.

 

Three shows premiered this week:

·         Nashville: I think I made it about as long as my niece Margeaux. I love Connie Britton and Eric Close, but I didn’t like their characters (especially his), and I didn’t like any other characters. Especially Hayden Panettiere. She was awesome as the little girl in Remember the Titans. Since then? Not so much.

·         Arrow: I love a good origin story (this is the story of the super hero Green Arrow), and this does not disappoint. We’ll see how it holds up across a series.

·         Chicago Fire: For the first 55 minutes, we were both saying “It’s not Rescue Me,” but the last five minutes were nice, so we’ll watch again.

·         Beauty and the Beast: I added this for Vic, but I watched the first episode with him. I won’t be watching any more. (Not that it was horrible, but I already watch too much TV, and something has to go.)

 

Where I am on my “bubble” shows:

·         666 Park Avenue: As I said, I’m intrigued. Tonight is the third episode, so I should be making a decision soon.

·         Partners. I do not know why I am still watching this.

·         The New Normal: I don’t know why I am still watching this.

 

Tidbits:

·         Looks like my friend Michelle and I were both wrong. She chose Partners as the first cancelled show. I chose Men with Kids (or whatever it’s called). But it was Made in Jersey. Thank goodness I dropped it before I started watching it.

·         You know what I love about Modern Family? Everything.

·         Grease is the word! I may be on the bubble about Glee, but I’ll stay with it for that!

·         I love how every episode of Revolution has an awesome twist in it.

 

To Niece Margeaux re Grey’s: They intended to air the information out of order. Vic was excited because when they played the first episode, he thought we were going to get to skip all the blah-bu-di-blah blah blah crap about their time in the woods and the first six months. He was mightily disappointed when the second episode aired.

Fall TV, Week 2

I've finally caught up on all my new and existing shows. Still a few shows that haven't premiered yet (Emily Owens, M.D.--which I was thinking of dropping until my niece Margeaux said she was going to watch it, so now I want to watch it so we can compare notes, Nashville, Arrow, Chicago Fire, and Beauty and the Beast). I'll get to those in a later post.

So where are we after week 2?

• Only one new show premiered after my last blog. Still waiting for Emily Owens, Nashville, Arrow, Chicago Fire and Beauty and the Beast, so I won't comment on those.
• 666 Park Avenue was the new show that premiered. I was really looking forward to it, but I felt like it was a little bland. Still, it's intriguing, so I'll give it my three-try rule.
• After week 1, I was on the fence about Partners. Still am. So is CBS: It's considered on the bubble. I will give it my three-try rule as well, but my friend Michelle may have very well been right--it could be the first show canceled this year.
• Revolution: We've watched the third episode, and I like it enough to add it to my schedule. So, apparently, does NBC, which has given it a full-season pickup.
• The New Normal: I've now watched the first four episodes of this. I really don't like Ellen Barkin's character. I know why she's there, but I liked the way they handled the opposition on The West Wing. Remember when Ainsley Hayes joined the cast? She always made really smart arguments that made you realize there was another point of view in the world. And my EW skewered it (and Partners, and Cam and Mitchell on Modern Family) as presenting gay people stereotypically. So I'm a little uncomfortable watching it. But NBC picked it up for the full season, so I will give it a few more tries.
• Elementary: Dropped it. My friend Michelle said she thought his schtick would eventually get old, like Simon Baker's on The Mentalist. His doesn't. But Jonny Lee Miller's does. Besides, I figured if I wanted to like something so badly and was still "meh" about it, it was time.
• FYI: Go On (the new Matthew Perry show) has been given a full-season pickup.

And the rundown of my existing shows:

• Once Upon a Time: I was already tiring of it last year. Wasn't any more interested this year, so I dropped it.
• The Good Wife: Not my favorite show, but it's so consistently well done and the story lines are quite intersting, so I'm keeping it.
• Mentalist: Still loving it.
• Scandal: I do not love this show, and I almost dropped it after the first week. But I tuned in the second week--and almost dropped it again. Until the last scene. Now I'm comin' back for more. Stupid Shonda Rhimes.
• Blue Bloods: I never think of this as one of my favorite shows, but I think it is. Like The Good Wife, it's just consistently well done. Love it.
• New Girl: Dumped it.
• Grey's Anatomy: I know I already said I'm keeping it, but that Shonda Rhimes, she does not make it easy for me to love her.
• Haven: When I realized I didn't know why I was still watching it, I stopped watching it.

The Prolific Blogger (or Fall TV, Week 1)

OK, OK, I haven't blogged since Lexie died. But you always knew that, given the choice between writing a blog and, say, stitching and watching TV, the blog was always going to suffer.

But it's the beginning of the new fall season, and I have a lot of people who follow TV with me, so I thought this was the best way to keep everyone up-to-date. About my TV watching. Which is almost as important as Vic's cancer updates—and almost as interesting.

After the upfronts in May (which were just before Lexie's death, not that I'm still bitter), I started looking at the new fall shows and made my preliminary picks. Most of my picks are based on who is in the shows. Some are based on the shows themselves. Then I get my Fall TV issue of Entertainment Weekly (EW) and TV Guide to either whittle down my choices or to add to them.

These are the new shows I chose to try this year:

• 666 Park Avenue (picked Vanessa Williams and Terry O'Quinn—if you don't know who the actors are that I cite, use imdb.com to find out!)
• Partners (picked for Michael Urie and Brandon Routh)
• Revolution (picked for J.J. Abrams, creator of Lost)
• Vegas (picked for Dennis Quaid, Jason O'Mara and Michael O'Neill)
• Emily Owens, M.D. (picked a little for the lead actress—Meryl Streep's daughter Mamie Gummer—and a little for the show)
• Ben and Kate (picked because "everyone" says it's going to be a great new show)
• The Mindy Project (ditto)
• Go On (could the reason I picked this show be any more obvious?)
• The New Normal (picked for Justin Bartha)
• The Neighbors (picked for aliens)
• Nashville (picked for Connie Britton)
• Arrow (picked because it was getting good buzz)
• Animal Practice (Scrubs with animals—what could go wrong?)
• Chicago Fire (I will try almost any new cop, fire, lawyer or medical show)
• Last Resort (picked for Andre Braugher)
• Elementary (picked for Jonny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu and for Sherlock Holmes)
• Beauty and the Beast (picked for Vic)
• Made in Jersey (picked for subject—sounded cute.

So how do things stand after week 1?

• Several shows haven't aired yet (666 Park Avenue, Emily Owens, Nashville, Arrow, Chicago Fire and Beauty and the Beast), so I won't comment on those.
• Partners: It was ... OK. I wasn't in love with the laughing (either a laugh track or an audience being told when to laugh), Michael Urie was a little over the top, Brandon Routh was a little ditzy/dumb, and David Krumholtz was a little stiff. Still, I'm going to hang on to it for another week for a few reasons:
  --Pilots can be rough on a show like this.
  --It was created by the same guys who created Will and Grace, which I liked for several seasons.
  --There was some heart.
  --I liked David Krumholtz's girlfriend.
  
  My friend Michelle thinks this will be the first canceled show of the season. I disagree—although if she is right, it wouldn't surprise me. I predicted Guys with Kids. But see below.
• Revolution: Loved the pilot. A couple of great twists at the end. My friend Seth said "meh," and I couldn't see why he would say that. Then I watched the second episode. I still like it more then "meh," but I could see how it could become "meh." Mostly, the young girl, always insisting on having her way and then finding out that Oh! The adults know what they're doing! Still, I'm intrigued enough for a third episode.
  --Note: I rarely blow off anything after one episode, but I've found that three episodes are usually where I know whether I want to keep somethign. I mean, if I'm not loving something after three episodes—or, if not love, if I don't at least want to go on a fourth date—I probably won't. No need to waste my time on it.
• Vegas: Ahh, now there's a "meh" for you. It wasn't bad. It just wasn't for me. Part of it is that I just don't like mob shows.
• Ben and Kate: Droppped after the first five minutes, thus going against my "I rarely blow off anything after one episode" scheme. I didn't really want to watch it in the first place, but the critics loved it, so I thought I'd give it a try. I could see how the Ben character could annoy the crap out of me week in and week out, so I nipped that in the bud.
• The Mindy Project: Ditto, only substitute "Mindy" for "Ben."
• Go On: Fell in love with this when it premiered during the Olympics. The second episode wasn't as good, but the third was. I hope it can overcome its unevenness.
• The New Normal: Haven't watched it yet.
• The Neighbors: Oh, so disappointing. Dropped after the first five minutes. Wouldn't be surprised to see this be the first show canceled this season.
• Animal Practice: I didn't love it after its Olympic preview, but Vic did, so we kept it. Still didn't love it after episode 2, so I told Vic, "This will just be one of your shows." He said, "No, it won't." Dumped. Wouldn't be surprised to see this be the first show canceled this season.
• Last Resort: LOVED it. Tense, tight, well-acted, intriguing, smart. I still don't know how they can keep it going, but I'm willing to find out!
• Elementary: I love the new PBS show. Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock is just right, and Martin Freeman as Watson is astounding. I want to love this version ... but I don't. But because I want to, I'm going to hang on for another episode.
• Made in Jersey: dropped before it aired. It got an F+ in last week's EW. I don't have time to watch an F+, no matter how cute it might be. I wouldn't be surprised to see this be the first show canceled this season.

And I hate to make this blog post any longer, but I have to run down my existing shows:

• Three shows haven't premiered yet: Once Upon a Time, The Good Wife and the Mentalist. I'll run them down next week.
• I haven't watched two shows off my DVR yet: Scandal and Blue Bloods. I'll run them down next week too.
• Castle: Love it. I'm hoping they can redefine how to get your leads together without killing the show or jumping the shark.
• Hawaii 5-O: Can you say LEXIE GRAY? Why do they have to kill people off? But otherwise, it takes place in Hawaii and has lots of beefcake, banter and heart. I'll keep it.
• Bones: I've grown weary of this show, but I've been with it so long, there's no reason for me to dump it.
• New Girl: Never loved it as much as the critics did, but every time I was ready to dump it, it would do something fabulous. That's what I'm seeing this year as well—not off to a great start, but I'll give it a few more episodes.
• Modern Family: Still loving it.
• Criminal Minds: Why do they keep messing with my cast? I'm not in love with Jeanne Tripplehorn, but I love the rest of the peeps, so I'll keep this one.
• Grey's Anatomy: Eff Shonda Rhimes. But I can't stop watching.
• Person of Interest: Best new show of last year; still shaping up as an awesome show this year.
• Glee: Love-hate relationship with this. We'll see how long I can keep it up.
• Fringe: LOVE this show. NOT loving the direction it's taking in it's final season. But it is, in fact, the final season, so I will keep it.
• Grimm: Gave it up over the summer. It's one of Vic's shows now. It just stopped holding my interest.
• Haven: Normally a summer show but didn't start until the fall. I don't love it, but I don't know why I can't stop watching. Maybe I just want them to solve the mystery.

And that's it for TV this week. Let me know how you're liking your new shows!

On Grey's Anatomy and the State of Television (SPOILERS)

As many of you know, I was not a fan of this year's Grey's Anatomy season finale. And Vic got so tired of hearing "Why Lexie???" and then "Well, if Lexie wanted to leave, then why did she have to go out that way???" and "Argh! That plane crash was just a way to get a season's worth of stories without actually having to think of real story lines because that would be too hard for the poor writers. Boo hoo!" All delivered in an extremely whiny voice.

But Facebook and Twitter don't allow me the space I need to rant about this. So I started a new blog. Those of you familiar with The Cancer Blog will know that I am a horrible blogger in terms of frequency—and in fact, I've often said that I would never start a blog because who would want to read anything I had to say? The Cancer Blog is one thing—it's informative, so people got a lot out of it. But this is just going to be rambling musings about insignificant topics. We'll see what becomes of it.

And my first insignificant topic is Grey's Anatomy and the state of television. WARNING: There will be spoilers ahead, so if you haven't watched the Grey's Anatomy season finale and don't want to have it ruined for you (although I might argue that watching the Grey's Anatomy season finale will ruin you, so ...), STOP READING NOW.

Let's start with Lexie Grey. Around the end of April, Shonda Rhimes (Grey's Anatomy's creator) said, "A beloved character will die on the shocking season finale, leaving the fans crying." My first thought was "It's Lexie," and I spent the next two weeks obsessing over why—and trying to figure out who else would be more beloved than Lexie who could die instead. But the more I thought about it, the less likely it was that anyone else could be desribed as "beloved." I mean, I love me my Grey's Anatomy cast, but "beloved" can only be applied to Lexie. And so it was true. Lexie died in a plane crash (more on that later).

I read that Ms. Rhimes said "... I did what I had to do. I did what was necessary in order to tell the story that we needed to tell and tell it in the way we needed to tell us and to take us into next season the way we needed to be led there."

To that I reply, "Poppycock. You are the head writer and the creator of this show. You can tell whatever story you want to tell. If Chyler Leigh (the actress who plays Lexie) wants off the show"—and there are a lot of stories that lead me to believe that is the case—"there are a lot of other ways to get her off the show than killing her—and in such a meaningless way."

I get it. Not every death can have meaning. Not everyone can die by getting dragged under a bus because he pushed someone else out of the way (RIP, George) or by covering a bomb with his body to save everyone else (RIP, Kyle Chandler). But when you're letting a "beloved character" go, give her a decent end! OR DON'T KILL HER AT ALL!! Maybe her father has become chief of staff to the president of the United States and she has to move to Washington D.C. to be close to him. (Or maybe I'm just mixing up my shows.) Maybe she gets an offer from Hopkins or Mayo or Tulane (but not those, since Alex, Cristina and Jackson already got them—but you know what I mean) that is simply too good to pass up.

One of my friends asked me, "But was it a good death? You know, as opposed to contrived." And this is a brilliant segue (thank you, Michelle) to my second point of the day. No. It wasn't a good death. Lexie's death—in fact, the whole plane crash—seem like a plot contrivance to get another year's worth of stories written. Now we can watch Mark and Meredith grieve for Lexie. Will Cristina go into PTSD again, like she did after the shooting? I don't see Derek heading back into surgery anytime soon with that mangled hand. What will a man whose entire identity is wrapped up in what he is do when he can't do what he does?

Now again I say, I get it. It's TV. You have to invent some drama because no one wants to watch a drama called The Love Shack, starring two boring people who do nothing but work, watch TV and talk about how cute their dog is. Sure, every once in awhile one of them dies or gets cancer, but no one wants to watch cancer week in and week out. TV audiences don't mind cancer—but it either has to be a cancer scare that gets resolved within the hour, or it can have a four episode arc (diagnosis, first treatment, subsequent treatment when you look like crap, and clean CT scan). On The Love Shack you would have seen seven weeks of cancer treatment and lots of napping. Even I don't want to watch that show.

But I digress.

Grey's Anatomy is a hospital drama. Do you know what happens at a hospital? DRAMA. Sick people come in. Some get better. Some get worse. Some don't make it. Some make miraculous recoveries. Would they all come to Seattle Grace Mercy Death, er, I mean, Mercy West? Of course not. Am I willing to pretend that they would? Absolutely. But what I'm not willing to believe is that one small group of people would have this much bad luck. Meredith alone has had her finger on a bomb inside a person, she drowned in a ferry accident, she had a miscarriage after watching her husband get shot by a mass murderer who gunned down practically the entire hospital, she was in an ambulance accident and now this. And that's just what I can remember sitting here at my keyboard without Googling "what other disasters have befallen Meredith Grey?" One of those things might happen. Maybe two, a few years apart. But all of them? As well as losing Derek's Alzheimer's trial and (almost) baby Zola? But I guess it's just easier coming up with a big event that can create a year's worth of stories than telling a different medical story each week.

And don't get me wrong—Grey's Anatomy is only one show out of many that this happens on. Remember Sisters? It started as a family drama about four sisters and their families. For a year, it was really good. It showed the normal relationships you have with your family. The dramas were small but relatable. But I guess there are only so many small but relatable stories you can tell. Sisters lost me when Georgie (one of the sisters) got into a car accident and got trapped inside her car. "What's wrong with that?" you say. "Nothing," I say, except Georgie was pregnant. With Frankie's (another one of the sisters) baby. And then she went into labor.

The same thing happens with couples—you bring them together, you pull them apart, you bring them together, and you pull them apart again. And not in the way it really happens but through plot contrivances. One character witnesses the other character in an act and misconstrues it—but instead of clarifying the act, the character withdraws. Pulled apart. Uh-oh! Trapped in a burning building! Brought together. But who shows up after the fire? His ex. Pulled apart again.

And don't even get me started on the lines, "I'm pregnant," "I have your daughter/son/husband/wife/dog, and I'm going to kill them unless I get what I want" and "Are you working late again?"

So listen up, writers, show runners, producers, actors and anyone else out there who thinks you have to do something "for the story," "for the character," "for the show." No, you don't. You can do something "for the fans." The people who watch your show every week. The people without whom you don't have a show. The TV universe is filled with successful shows that don't invent drama for the sake of drama (see Blue Bloods). That put a couple together well (see Jim and Pam on The Office). That have spouses who support each other instead of constantly sniping about "the job" (see White Collar—no, seriously, see White Collar. Matt Bomer is hot).

You are on notice.

Meanwhile, rest in peace, Lexie Grey. You were, indeed, beloved, and you will be sorely missed.